Here it is! Your FIRST LOOK FREE CHAPTER of my new book When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People! (Stay tuned, you’re just 30 minutes away from the all new commercial!!)
PS: There will be a new chapter/commercial released on the first of each month until the book’s release this July!
When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People! ‘First Look: Chapter 1’
— Zack (www.JustPlainZack.com)
— Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937), “Comment”
No one ever said life was easy, but several people did say you were.
— Benjamin Franklin
What is it with people thinking they can come up with their own “slang.” They’re as creative as a red apple.
Just the other day I was on Facebook and I saw someone that I went to high school with post about the dinner that he made, saying that it was “fire.”
“So then your food burned,” I responded.
“No, no, no Zack. It’s slang. Fire means hella’ good.”
“Oh, silly me. You see, where I come from, fire burns.”
And then he put, “SMH,” (shake my head) like we were in the eighth grade and chatting on Myspace.
Please stop trying to make your own slang happen; it comes off very unslangy.
When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People (BOOK COMING JULY 2012)
— Dorothy Parker
A BLOG ABOUT LIFE...
AND HOW UNAMUSED I AM BY IT.
