February 2012
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95% of the time my ideas are good… In a bad way.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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“They say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. I used lighter...”
– Zack (www.JustPlainZack.com) 
Feb 8th
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
January 2012
32 posts
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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“I always try to distance myself from people who use ‘dat’ and...”
– Zack Gonzalez
Jan 25th
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“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself...”
– Chelsea Handler
Jan 24th
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“Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a...”
– Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937), “Comment”
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it...”
– Dorothy Parker
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
– Benjamin Franklin
Jan 16th
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“High school pictures should be outlawed from existence.”
– Zack (Website) 
Jan 15th
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“Whoever said looks don’t matter was seriously… ugly.”
– Zack Gonzalez, When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People! (Buy the Book)
Jan 14th
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“If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.”
– Joan Rivers
Jan 13th
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"Slang"
What is it with people thinking they can come up with their own “slang.” They’re as creative as a red apple.  Just the other day I was on Facebook and I saw someone that I went to high school with post about the dinner that he made, saying that it was “fire.”  “So then your food burned,” I responded.  “No, no, no Zack. It’s slang. Fire...
Jan 12th
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“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
– Mark Twain
Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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SNEAK PEEK at 'Lemons...!'
When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People (SAMPLE)
Jan 10th
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“Zack’s snarky, twisted, smart-assed, teenaged view of the world and those...”
–  From the Foreword of When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People! (Coming July 2012) 
Jan 9th
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Texting-Lingo
The generations of texters and Tweeters just keep getting dumber and dumber. And we can only blame it on auto-correct for so long. If anything, auto-correct is saving us.  I recently came across this status update by someone on Facebook: Just B/C ihave a boufriend doeant fuken mean ikant have guy frans like forreal guys now a days gunna get more open minded ugh!! How stupid. Like forreal. ...
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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“Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an...”
– Joel McHale
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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“I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful...”
– Dorothy Parker
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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WELCOME!
Welcome to the all new “When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People!” Blog! The blog open to anyone who’s tired of being a pawn to life’s evil little games and needs to vent.  This is where you can freely tell “Life” to Suck it! Whether it’s blogging about the lemons Life’s thrown at you, a suiting quote, a ridiculously perfect photo, or...
Jan 6th