June 2012
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Zack's Latest Interview
Zack recently answered some questions on his website for his latest book, When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People!. “By the end of the book you’re either going to love me or hate me. And I hope that it’s love me, but essentially, you’re getting to know me; the real me,” Zack states in the interview.
“It’s a very funny book. At least funny to those of us with a...
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'Lemons' Table of Contents
I know I didn’t release a new free chapter this month as promised. I’ll try to release it soon. I’m trying to meet a deadline people. Anyway, you can browse through the Table of Contents and let me know if there’s a chapter in particular you’d like to read and I’ll post it. Buy the book July 24th!
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS… THROW THEM AT PEOPLE: A Book...
May 2012
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FREE Chapter! NEW
Here’s a new free chapter of When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People!
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS… THROW THEM AT PEOPLE!
A Book About Growing Up, Screwing Up, and Moving Up with Just an Ounce of Maturity
Written By zack peter
CHAPTER 6
The LVP
When Life Hands You Lemons, Put in Minimal Effort
GROWING UP I was a star athlete… in my dreams. In actuality, I was...
April 2012
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“‘Once you let go of negative people, positive ones appear…’...”
– Zack (Quote from When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People!, on sale July 24, 2012)
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NEW FREE CHAPTER!
Here is an all new FREE Chapter of my new book, When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People! On Sale this July! www.JustPlainZack.com
CHAPTER 5
Here Light My Cig
When Life Hands You Lemons, Have Yourself a Dirty Little Cigarette
KIDS DO A LOT of stupid stuff. Like smoke cigarettes before the age of ten. Okay, maybe not all kids; just me.
When I was...
March 2012
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“Life threw lemons at me and I grabbed life by the balls, ripped them out, and...”
– Zack #Lemons #7/24/12 (When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People!)
“Okay, reading that back, really makes me proud that I’m me. And really afraid...”
– Zack #Lemons #7/24/12 (When Life Hand You Lemons… Throw Them At People!)
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'Lemons' FIRST LOOK: CHAPTER 1 - FREE
Here it is! Your FIRST LOOK FREE CHAPTER of my new book When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People! (Stay tuned, you’re just 30 minutes away from the all new commercial!!)
PS: There will be a new chapter/commercial released on the first of each month until the book’s release this July!
When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People! ‘First Look: Chapter...
February 2012
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95% of the time my ideas are good… In a bad way.
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“They say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. I used lighter...”
– Zack (www.JustPlainZack.com)
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January 2012
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“I always try to distance myself from people who use ‘dat’ and...”
– Zack Gonzalez
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“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself...”
– Chelsea Handler
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“Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a...”
– Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937), “Comment”
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“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it...”
– Dorothy Parker
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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
– Benjamin Franklin
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“High school pictures should be outlawed from existence.”
– Zack (Website)
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“Whoever said looks don’t matter was seriously… ugly.”
– Zack Gonzalez, When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People! (Buy the Book)
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“If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.”
– Joan Rivers
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"Slang"
What is it with people thinking they can come up with their own “slang.” They’re as creative as a red apple.
Just the other day I was on Facebook and I saw someone that I went to high school with post about the dinner that he made, saying that it was “fire.”
“So then your food burned,” I responded.
“No, no, no Zack. It’s slang. Fire...
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“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
– Mark Twain
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SNEAK PEEK at 'Lemons...!'
When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People (SAMPLE)
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“Zack’s snarky, twisted, smart-assed, teenaged view of the world and those...”
– From the Foreword of When Life Hands You Lemons… Throw Them At People! (Coming July 2012)
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Texting-Lingo
The generations of texters and Tweeters just keep getting dumber and dumber. And we can only blame it on auto-correct for so long. If anything, auto-correct is saving us.
I recently came across this status update by someone on Facebook:
Just B/C ihave a boufriend doeant fuken mean ikant have guy frans like forreal guys now a days gunna get more open minded ugh!!
How stupid. Like forreal.
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“Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an...”
– Joel McHale
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“I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful...”
– Dorothy Parker 